Comedy Central is willing to air:
- An Christmas character that’s a talking peice of poo.
- A boxing match between Jesus and Satan where everyone bets on Satan
- An episode where Cartman tricks a kid into eating his own parents.
- The innumerable deaths of Kenny
- Cartman’s mom as a hermaphrodite
- An episode where Chef is turned into a pedophile
- An episode that features a giant mountain of gay sex (to stop illegal immigration)
- A fourth grade teacher that begs his dad to molest him
- Cartman leading a mob to exterminate the jews.
- Episodes that absolutely blast the following: Christians, Jews, Mormons, Catholics, Homosexuals, starving ethiopians, and the handicapped.
- Jesus taking a crap all over Bush and the American flag.
But, they won’t air the following:
- An image of Muhammad
- Tom Cruise coming out of the closet.
Way to go Comedy Central, standing up for free speech there.
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